They should spend it in prison.

Employees pushed back against the directive but were told they had to move forward with the approved language and eventually created two mock-ups, one with all lives matter and the other with Black Lives Matter. Lululemon chose the latter and the director in question parted ways with the company after she apologized…

“This is the fifth shooting death of a student at Austin-East this year”

Your father was Ted Dibiase? 

Am I the only person who hates this genre of reaction video? The fact that these kids keep pausing the damn song they’re supposedly “listening” to spoils the whole thing for me. Like they should listen to the whole song first, and then go back and pause the thing and talk about what they liked and what they didn’t.

Lady All Lives Matter

I second this emotion.

Sometimes I wish we had a thread like deadspin used to have, the up all night ones that were open threads? But we don’t and I guess it’s tangentially related because it’s concerning politics but I’m volunteering at a Sanders rally in Nashville tomorrow and I’m freaking excited!! He’s not going to be there, it will be…

He's actually standing in this picture. 

I want to grind this comment to a fine powder and snort it.

Just...don’t. Good god, man--your dignity.

I don’t care who your team is, you’ve got to love it when he fries the rice right in front of them. They didn’t even know about that step where you put it on a baking sheet and dry it out like that. But they will never forget it. Elevate and cook young man.

Well he is Gramátically correct

I’m an idiot who didn’t catch your mistake and I watched that game.

Yeah, I’m an idiot who confused a 47-3 week 1 whooping with a 27-6 victory in week 3. They still suck worse than my reading comprehension.

Seeing that picture of Anderson kneeling reminds me of another qb who is fully capable of playing.

“Has anyone seen this guy and Colonel Sanders in the same place at the same time?”

At the moment, he toils for free.

Here, I made this to help with the visual. Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!