This is one more among many examples of Jez unfortunately struggling to pick the right battles and enemies in the last couple of years. Every company, or even every community, will have an element of people (like this Director) who are on the wrong side. In this case, despite their history, the company overrode that…

Great tip. I was coming down to here to recommend getting the text alerts from spot the station. I’ve used that to view ISS dozens of times in recent years, and show it off the friends. App seems even easier, but texts are clutch cuz it’s same day, and prompts like “oh cool ISS tonight / tomorrow morning.”

I don’t think “Texas liberal” is the right characterization for these asshole parents in this story. They’re the same obvious loud conservatives you find all across the US, and of course too many of them here in Texas, including Austin. 

“teenage girls were a whole different brand of person, lovely and perfumed top-shelf-of-the-curio-cabinet humans, content just to exist on earth in order to make it pretty and fun.”

I could understand a little pomp and circumstance for pouring out some crisp refreshing Dr. Pepper, but Diet Coke?

Ante Up by MOP is not only world history’s #1 banger, it also has fight variety. Modern equipped aggressors might “gun butt that fool” (Funk Flex / Busta remix) while traditionalist volume pugilists (Nate Diaz?) prefer to simply “hit him hit him hit him” (Robbin Hoodz). Regardless, it’s obvious to everyone here that…

I was dating a girl, we’ll call her “J”.

Been reading Jezebel for like a decade. I used to call it “the news.” This shit right here looks like it will be the reason I stop. What the fuck, Jez?

Don’t add your homophobia to this sad mess. The problem is pedophilia (people who abuse kids) and the cowards who let them hide rather than addressing the issue. Organizations where adults have authority over kids are where the issue arises, whether same-sex or not.

What a baby

Garbage take. Fresh handmade pasta is light years ahead of any italian I’ve made at home or had at the million rando Italian restaurants scattered around. Handmade pasta is the dividing line between worthwhile Italian restaurant and everything else/Chef Boyardee. Not a ton of places do this, but in Austin it’s…

While not as ninja as edibles, the clandestine options with a vape pen are pretty amazing. I hope I don’t get Ms. Activist arrested, but she’ll fucking vape on a plane. In her seat! She’s always lounging with a blanket and pillow. She’ll just put the blanket over her, vape under the blanket, blow the smoke out slowly,…

Deadspin better post a tribute to ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER today, with the same reverence as in the Tulo tribute earlier this week. It will be the most-read article in Gawker universe history.

But in your scenario, I wouldn’t have a gun. I don’t carry a gun to the Dollar General Store. That would be stupid.

The future 34th amendment to the US Constitution: If you scare someone by yelling at them, and they pull out a gun and shoot you, but you survive, you go to jail for your terrible decision... forever if you’re a woman of color.

I love DS, and your NBA content especially is on point and sometimes prophetic - ex: this Giannis take from 2014.

I got so confused that I farted you a star. Mr V.Hungry, you’re always on point, but I didn’t know that you’re also Rom Roberts.

I disagree with the conclusion, but I’d like to sign up for the whole rest of your journey.

That’s a travel

With over a century of amazing cinema, 90+% of which you must now consign to dust....