Fact check: SF hasn’t had the scooters since like July. They all apparently moved to fucking Austin, though. 

How much did that run you?

Dammit! I wanted to nominate tuk-tuk for favorite place to pass out drunk.

NAO is fuckin sick. Thanks for throwing her some shine. Check out this jam:

I’ve been to Veracruz more times than any other place in Austin, with literally zero order mix-ups in 5 years. Familiarity with their menu may help me avoid those problems, but I frankly think that any “they often screw it up” talk is unfounded. Also, Radio’s “asshole baristas”... same situation, I’ve never…

Here to put the kiebosh on the shitty pun thread, before it starts. Just. Don’t.

But “inarguably” is the opposite of “arguably.”

Maybe it was edited after you posted this comment, but he says “venue operators will likely be dealing with some pissed of (sp!) patrons through no fault of their own.” The venue operators are not Ticketfly.

For non-Twitter users, this doesn’t quite explain fully, I agree with Ka Mai. If Trump mutes someone and they later reply to one of his tweets... does the thread display that reply? Or does the thread end up being an echo chamber of people whom he hasn’t muted?

This is a college campus coffee shop. For ever 1 old white fuckstick, there are - I don’t know - a gazillion 18- to 25-year-old students. It’s wise business sense for the cafe to play music that those kids listen to. If you wanna hear Kenny G, get your coffee off-fucking-campus. And then to actually take steps to have…

Baby I’m a Star, while a rad song, is a big blemish. Cuz if that song wasn’t there, then When Doves Cry > I Would Die 4 You > Purple Rain would be just about the best 3-song run I could imagine. Don’t know why I’ve gone into stupid hypotheticals, but whatev...

I’m starring this 2 years later. Rubbing these elbows, archaeologically.

This video is basically the entire arc of “The Shape of Water” but with the sex bestiality edited out.

So... apparently I’m in the minority, but I was very disappointed by this movie. I absolutely loved the book - Annihilation only, as frankly I didn’t much care for the second or third books. The movie is obviously its own independent story, which is fine. I don’t need the same plot, but... the reason I was excited was…

I have a skinny wallet that makes a grea...

Jesus 25!!! That’s a dope story. I remember as a freshman in high school when we closed practice with free throws, and fucking Chops nailed 25 in a row. He was a god on that day. We fucking sucked though.

“Thin-skinned power trippin” by the Retired Footlocker Employees sounds like the first single from a super-group of former Butthole Surfers and Crash Test Dummies members. WHO WANNA REMEMBER SOME 90S BANDS?!

In that video halfway down in the article, Fultz airballs that 5-footer; meanwhile his teammates are raining threes on the same goal and hitting all net. That’s an NBA guard’s skill level. If they’re not well-defended and shooting against air, they simply. don’t. miss. I don’t see how Fultz stands a chance.

Hey! Sweet!... Me, too!