It’s been a few years but when I was a server in Texas, we had to declare a minimum of 8% of total sales as our tip income, which is taxed. So this server would have to pay taxes as if he was tipped $40. That’s how a $13 tip quickly becomes a $5 tip.

Without hesitation, I would gladly welcome Kaepernick as the backup QB on the Cowboys.

Alternative maths

Starred for your name alone. The “mis”-spelling really completes it.

Can we highlight the positives? Great 1on1 D from Avery Bradley, incredible vision from LeBron, literally nobody on the face of the planet realizes that I once thought Derron Williams might be an MVP candidate for the Mavs. That’s great! Oh, dammit.

This is a new low, Deadspin - hating on a guy with no head? He deserves praise for having somehow not been already dead prior to this match. But it’s too late, cuz he dead now.

A) where my men’s v-necks?

Who owns the Washington team? Rob Schneider? Roy Scheider? Ronnie James Dio?

Who said I’m not gonna get a shelter pup? Come on, Dingo.

Big-ass dude with a tough childhood pushes little scrapper to the ground, and his crony gives him daps.

Bullshit. Sequoia is the grizzly’s jizzly’s. #21?!?!? MY OPINION MATTERS!!!

I once saw a 100% chance of rain and then it didn’t rain at all that day. Even just seeing the forecast, I was thinking: “100% chance sounds impossible. What if a supernova destroys our solar system or Morpheus scorches the sky? Weatherman gonna look like a bogus bewildered jabroney.”

Agree with Freddie, this is a supremely dumb taek. In Phelps’ semi heat, he took second and Le Clos took third. In the final, Phelps was seeded second and Le Clos seeded 4th, because a guy in the other semi posted the third fastest time. So Pastafarian is claiming...

You’re really gonna do this and NOT include SpottieOttieDopaliscious? Damn James :/

I was curious about this too and the study explains it here: https://www.elementascience.org/articles/00011…

I can understand the jumbled responses, and the thread is only gonna get longer. Disclosure... I’m a gun owner, but I use them for hunting and don’t really consider it for self-defense. I’d never point it a gun at a stranger in the street unless I felt my life was in danger.

So if I’m out in the middle of the night, doing nothing wrong, and someone is all of a sudden pointing a gun at me... you’re saying that I should assume that’s a responsible gun owner trying to protect his home and neighborhood? Sweet, that’s great advice. Cuz if that happens to me, I’m gonna assume the gunman wants…

Agreed! Not being a soccer fan, I thought that first note was an out-of-bounds buzzer(?) When it continued with the “melody” I think I gave myself a sports hernia.

Daaaaang, already unavailable.

Daaaaang, already unavailable.

To all who are saying that burning this ivory made the sale of poached ivory more lucrative...