Danny, You have not spent time inside a “Z06” package Vette.

What specifically “looks expensive” about that interior?

Up until recently i’d agree with you but the new Vette’s interior is actually pretty damn good. its not the cheap plastic cage it use to be

Sex machine, obviously.

The timing of this is hilarious. I’m picking up a 2LT C7 Z51 M7 tomorrow after mulling this exact debate for almost a year. Sub-$60k, 1850 miles and certified pre-owned warranty versus $80k+ for a 2012/2013 991 Carrera S? It was literally a no brainer.

If this was a choice I had to make I’d buy the Corvette. The reason is because I live in the SF Bay Area and it seems like every other richy-rich type of person drives either a BMW, Mercedes, Audi or a Porsche. My reaction to seeing a Porsche is also an almost instant “oh look, another prick”.

Why do you guys always have to tune anything turbocharged for? A Focus ST is 2.0L with 252 HP. This has .3L more and has about 95 more HP. The Focus ST is a little monster at the track, right from the factory. Stock. Do you know how quick this will make this RS at a track, with a full warranty?

And the best part is, it's not a mustang!

Fun fact: this car is more powerful than all but a handful of factory Mustangs.

Hey buddy, why don’t you make like Stuart Scott’s eye and look somewhere else?

My favorite part about the Jeter dive into the stands catch is that...HE CAUGHT THE FUCKING BALL IN FAIR FUCKING TERRITORY.

I think you’re confusing baseball with football.

This is relevant, due to the amount of jizz this car makes people produce.

Man, Koenigsegg is KILLING IT right now. Seriously, they need to get into the private space launch market or build a hyperloop or something. How far can they ride this wave?

Basketball is useful for getting me through the long, cold winter without baseball. I watch pretty regularly till early April, but I almost never see a playoff game because, you know, BASEBALL’S ON!

479 feet according to the MLB At Bat app. Yikes.

I think Giancarlo may actually be a Time Lord hitting baseballs through time and space.