My wife caught me watching the Ballaban clip and this was our exchange:

+1 - I passed the bar exam by reading only YouTube comments.

It’s a good thing I base all my life decisions on Youtube comments!

We need to scare Ballaban more often.

I can’t believe you guys got Woody Allen’s illegitimate son in an Alfa on a track. He seemed so nervous.

I loved when Luhnow basically said to the fans that the Astros were gonna be really bad for a few years and he wasn't gonna trade the future to patch a hole, and then they’d get really good, really fast. Well, looks like he knew what he was talking about.

The Astros have turned their team around in a sport where it takes years for top prospects to develop, and they’ve done it way faster than the Sixers have tanking in the sport where 1 young player alone can make a team decent. Pretty impressive considering everyone was bashing the Astros for their terrible record and…

“We knew he was coming months ago.”

anyone else think hes attempting to do something terrible to that table?

Reverse: Happy Birthday, Checker Cab!

Seems like these days it’s mostly about whether or not the owner can figure out the infotainment system. So no, doesn’t seem particularly useful as a measure of overall quality

2nd Gear - Why on EARTH would FCA want to merge with GM? How badly d othey want to throw away their own success? This is the first partnership for chrysler that seems to be working. Jeep has a very strong portfolio, chrysler and dodge are holding steady and slowly rolling in new product, and Ram is still doing very…

It’s almost as if there were some sort of partnership between FIFA and the companies who provided the Turf....

Goddamn hate crime. The women secured a third party vendor to put in real grass pitches and everything for free but FIFA shit on that for no practical reason only to force the women to play on shit pitches.

Largest ovation of the night came when Michael Brantley crashed into the outfield wall in a touching tribute to Kellen Winslow II.

Since Cleveland was hosting, wouldn’t the score be 0-17, making it “Tribute to J.R. Smith Night?”

Donald Trump ain’t full of shit, he’s full of his own ego, which is made out of 100%.... well, uhm... shit actually. I stand corrected, Mr. Gilles.

*Leandro Barbosa extends hand* “We are championship!”

Oh, did you get thrown at too?

He’s got a beef with Royals fans, but it had better not be the beef the Royals are serving their fans, because that shit’s nasty.