OOOOOOOhhhh I like that!

Quad turbo V12? I like the cut of your jib. You’re hired to the luxury division of my imaginary car company.

I’ve always thought Cadillac had the perfect historical name to use with a numeric naming system, Series 62, for the full size, Series 52 for the midsize and Series 42 for small car. The Escalade can be called the Brougham

I believe these batteries are for storing electricity from solar panels.

Storing solar- or wind-generated power?

The Lincoln Mortal Kombat X

Damn in Lincoln, why you gotta be the one making the right choices for names while everything else sucks about you. Cadillac, stop being a bitch and bring back the names to go with the awesome rides your making these days.

I’ll just leave this here.

Never thought I’d say this about a Floridian car that’d been hacked with a saw... but NP all day.

Followed by Siri saying “You have arrived at your destination”

yeah, like a special breed of mule that can drive. They’re stubborn beasts though. That’s why I knew it was a test mule, seeing how badly the mule was driving.

renault badge shape?

If it were using Apple maps it would be making a sharp left into a ditch on the side of the highway.

Apple maps conflicting with lane detection systems?

Checking lane stray detection? Or some kind of autopilot system.

Maybe a mule was driving.

The only suitable analogy to be made between the anti-vaxxers and cars is to equate them to the people who used to refuse to wear seatbelts because they were certain - despite all evidence against it, including films such as Red Asphalt and Signal 30 - that it is safer to be thrown from a wreck than to be contained…

is an eye sore to the neighborhood

Your neighbor is fat-shaming your car.

The solution here is clear.