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You do realize the Journey and Grand Caravan get worse mileage than a 300/challenger/charger, right?

Yes

FOTD: Jeep outsold Dodge and Chrysler combined in 2015.

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I’m calling bullshit. Source, I actually work there with access to all future programs.

The 2.4L isnt lethargic for a midsize sedan. Source: I own one.

I own a 200 and work at the sterling heights assembly plant where we make the 200...AMA

Thats an LTZ...and LS starts at 49k

As MSU alum, can confirm....our backup quarterback is our punter :/

#gogreen

Want, you keep you BRAND NEW CAR for less than 6 years?

OK, I’m calling Bullshit on this one. Depreciation assumes a given turn in date. Dont bake the numbers like that. Hell, the Chevy costs LESS not looking at a specific depreciation point in time. - FCA employee, CPA

Hold my beer and watch this! - Instructor, probably

Chrysler 200: Elegant styling, tons of features, best V-6 out there, and cheap AF.

No. Move the decimal one to the left, round up.

Bitch, you pour coffee.

30%? For walking 15 feet to deliver a beverage?

If you destroyed the place, yes. I did on my honeymoon due to some drunken shenanigans, but I dropped a twenty and a note for the maid because It probably took her 45 minutes to clean up.

No. I worked in the food service indutry when I was in High School and in College (read cook). I would slave my ass away in the kitchen for a decent pay. I dont have any regrets about that.

Once I found out the the waitresses/waiters were pulling in $300-$500 a weekend night, I havent tipped above 10% since. Thats