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I watch ChrisFix videos. He seems to be really knowledgeable and has well edited and concise videos.

Welcome to our show— hold on, I gotta finish this blowjob.

No of course it isn’t. The 3 wheeler is the coolest.

Stop by my house on a Saturday sometime. I do it all the time. I drag my laptop out to scan my OBD II port as well. I LIKE that my car TELLS me what it thinks is wrong with it. And I can set breaker points (I own a dwell tach - Google that if you don’t recognize it) and tune a carb, too. Any you young whippersnappers

BMW 7 series. The technology will be outdated in 5 years and the cost to repair that technology will be insane.

Easy. No one is buying it. Kia K900

Mercedes GL 63 AMG. The ugliest, thirstiest of all the AMG school busses. Launched a couple of years ago for about 135k € and you can find second hand ones for about 90k € right now. Imagine how much will it be worth in 20 years...

I’ll respect a person in a C7 Z06 more than any doucher German car, tech showcase car, or smug “jalop” enthusiast car

Yeah, they always have to provide a size reference in the image for us to know what Audi they’re talking about, maybe one of these:

The Aztek is a wonderful “I don’t give a fuck about what anyone thinks of me choice.”

Quoth the Torchinsky:

CTS-V???? Id take that over the Volvo!

My suggestion of “the car you drove in high school” is actually this, since I still have the ‘65 Mustang I got when I was 15... :)

You put a picture of an A3 up.

Get ready for a tidal wave of disagreements and photos of better choices.

11. Lincoln Town Car

really? not one of these?

Ugly? What happened to your eyes, man.