words fail me (wipes tear from eye)

I was just thinking about this yesterday. If there is one thing this site is lacking, its Zoolander and Pootie Tang quotes.

(since no one else has)

Fuck Lion is the realest bitch I know

Haffenreffer Private Stock Extra blew my goddamn mind.

Stephen Furst and Buddy Ryan reference in same sentance

Jambaroo version of FAQ = FACK!!

no one going to bring up "Bad Moon" Rison?

Your Honor, Chewbacca is a wookie from the planet Kyshhyk.

sheesh, that one hell of an autopsy

watching Kobe fall on his face is just as enjoyable as it sounds.

and here I thought the Mets had cornered the market on overpaying washed up outfielders.

obviously A-Rod misconstrued the meaning of the "Stick It In, Stick It In..." cheer

ookie

minor threadjack - new ESPN Featured Comment

@TBoRF: +1

@UkraineNotWeak: holy ####! never saw it up there

Pontious Pilot gave it a good effort, and it was almost enough. God pulled it out in the end.

@Brad Lee: that kind of common sense thinking isn't going to earn you any followers on this site, sir.

This never would have happened if the Baltimore didn't take down the "City that Reads!" sign on the highway