@Barry Lutz: Zartan:GI Joe::Stunticons:Transformers?

No one has mentioned the use of Led Zepplin on commercial bumpers.

That's right football fans!! You paid for the whole seat but you'll only need THE EDGE!!!!

if I do better than Shanoff, can I make him write

the fuck is centenary?

@Rob Iracane: and Tim Tebow and Urban Meyer under each foot

singing gorilla telgram every Thursday that instructs me to fuck my mother

I demand a "nightmare fuel" tag

the Bucs are setting themself up for a no. 4 seed, which should tell you all you need to know about the amazingly suckatatious NFC

who stuck water balloons in Hillary's . . .

Let's go back to Top Secret for a moment.

@StuScott Booyahs: I made the guy walk pretty much around my entire house to find the best signal. and yeah, there are some big ass trees right there.

@Big Daddy Drew: touche

You all have no excuses for NOT owning DirecTV at this point.

the fuck is mezosoic?

Fishbone - what the hell did I ever do to you?

(reads article about Upshaw)

(Rolle dramatically pulls off sunglasses)

ewwww, Slate.

@throwbot: between them, women's hockey, and the cross country team, we're pretty hot shit.