The idea I get from the review is that he's using it purely as a non sequiter intro into jokes that have nothing to do with politics.

Norm IS actually the first Weekend Update anchor I think of. Probably just timing.

It wasn't homophobic. The joke has nothing to do with them both being men. If Russia had a female leader it could have been the exact same joke about eating pussy. You're reading homophobia into it. It's about a power imbalance and Trump's incessant need to pleasure Putin.

YEEAAHHHH

On the bright side: I don't even know who you are.

My friend is coming into town, so probably just a lot of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. I also picked up Bomberman if we want to try something else, although I personally haven't played it yet.

I don't know how much Mercedes stuff there was, but I unlocked one of the karts. So it's in there.

I would like to see a better lobby system and a better online system in general from Nintendo, although it's perfectly functional. Whenever they release that rumored app that will allow greater functionality and voice chat, that will be helpful. Especially since it should keep most of the kids out of voice chat, which…

It took me a good two hours to figure out how to turn it off because I didn't consider just going to the pause menu. I looked through the main menu like five times trying to find it.

I am out of college and law school and now can buy systems again, so I bought the Switch. I would have bought the WiiU at the time, although I admit that I wasn't really paying attention and didn't know that it was a new system for a long time.

The article doesn't even mention that Jackson died in 1845, 16 years before the Civil War even began. Relevant events occurred during his time, but he was not around to oppose or be confused by the Civil War.

Sounds like a perfect adaptation of the book. Which, in this case, is not a compliment.

I mean, given that fact, it's at least possible that she is how Jones's lawyer portrayed her. The problem is that he's that times ten or a hundred or a thousand.

I'll probably just play the lowest CC until I feel comfortable with the game. I think I played it once with my younger cousins on the WiiU and I was awful, although MK64 and Double Dash are two of my best games.

I've been slowly working through Zelda, so probably some of that. I could beat the game if I wanted to with only one divine beast remaining and over half of the shrines complete, but I'll hold out.

I've never had a problem with Southwest. I don't fly as often as someone who does business travel or something, but it's a few times a year.

They do broadcast baseball games quite a bit, although not every night. Part of the confusing part of this is that apparently Baseball Tonight will cut back to two nights a week and will otherwise just get a SportsCenter segment. What are they going to be running during summer nights? ESPYs reruns every day?

It isn't at all. You can get two pieces of chicken, a side, biscuit, and drink for $5, plus tax. That's about as cheap a full fast food meal as you can get anywhere.

Calm down, Dave Eggers.

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