MeMyselfAndNutella
memyselfandnutella
If by “fresh faced,” they mean “looks like a serial killer,” then yes— yes, he is “fresh faced”
Just so you know, you can support both at the same time.
What say you, cheerleaders?
The diversity of ages in attendance has really impressed me. Nobody is taking this lying down.
Bitchlette....perfection
Kelly Anne Conway thought it was a good idea to leave the house this morning dressed like a nutcracker, why the fuck would I take any of her advice?
On the eve of the inauguration, I think it’s a good time to remember that under President Obama, twenty million Americans gained health insurance, cutting the percentage of uninsured Americans to single digits; same-sex marriage was legalized; DADT was repealed; combat positions were opened to women and transgender…
As a longtime ally, I fucking love your goddamn community, too.
As a queer, I want to say that I fucking love our goddamn community.
Tertiary q: why does this man look like alt-right Jon Snow
An atheist friend of mine - who happened to have a serious drinking problem, cirrhosis and all - accepted her friend’s invitation to attend a pentecostal worship about a year ago. Yes, she is still an atheist. No, she no longer drinks. Yes, she still goes to that church.
Girl, I remember on election night a man visiting from Canada messaged me on Grindr. Needless to say I broke modern medical science, impregnated myself with triplets as a contingency and am now planning an early spring wedding at a Dave and Busters in Ontario.
Dear god we are just so very embarrassing.
You may wish to revist the series finale of Dinosaurs then.
That never works; I’m sending unicorns.
You’re like the patron saint of not making a scene.