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MeMyselfAndNutella
memyselfandnutella

As far as I know, God is not described as having a race...but he is described as having both typical masculine and feminine qualities and is described as having motherly characteristics but, I guess the pastors don’t remember those parts of the bible.

A pastor in California is part of a faction of Christians upset about Octavia Spencer’s role as God in the movie adaptation of William P. Young’s controversial 2007 novel The Shack. Spencer is black, you see, and God is a white man.

Purple haired 1999 Kim is how I always see her in my head. I thought she was so gorgeous back then.

Bowie as Elrond!

And goddamn Bill Cosby lives. Fuck you, 2016. Stop killing all the good people.

small businesses around america say they need help to survive in an increasingly hostile business environment, but let me ask my small business owner friends this: why haven’t you injected your employees with steroids and forced them to battle each other on top of ladders while wearing thongs?

I want to make confetti with that statement and dump it on the electoral college.

Even he didn’t want to deal with Trump presidency.

This is the most beautiful visual

Mike Pence looks like you’d find him strangling prostitutes on an episode of Law & Order SVU.

“Bush doesn’t care about black people.” -Kanye West, 2005.

Two things about Ronan Farrow: 1.) He can get it; and 2.) Every time I see that kid he looks more like Frank Sinatra.

Dr. Phil is such a bottom-feeder. Oprah what did you unleash unto the world? Girl come destroy your spawn. (I can talk to Oprah like this because we share the same birthday.)

In my experience that is perfectly normal and improves over time. Until you start getting older and can’t remember shit. That’s just part of getting old, I think.

Well, on a positive note, us tree hugger in California managed to get single use plastic bags banned. And a central CA county banned franking. There are still a lot of us who haven’t, and won’t, give up.

That was WHITE women who voted for him. That’s on them. White women are not feminists in any sense of the word.

I’ve got bloody Marys and mimosas . Who wants one or five ?

the cubs won the world series, donald trump could very legitimately be president in a few days, and now this with glenn beck. it truly is the end times, friends.

There were SO many angry tweets about how Beyoncé didn’t belong there and other tweets about the CMAs scheduling the worst performers. Those folks didn’t like Bey being there and they sure haven’t completely forgiven the Dixie Chicks.

You go Glenn Coco!