does this count as sexual assault? asking as a man in the #metoo movement era when no one seems to know what is going on.

I haven’t seen a Dolphin choke that bad since Ray Finkle.

Juneau and I know, but does Hamilton Noland when he sees it?

It’s the secret juice from space jam. Nit that surprise really. I assume all high level athletes use that stuff since Jordan stole some from the monstars.

I wanna know what’s in the secret stuff

He missed his calling as a heel for the WWF in the 80s.

Me too.

“I learned to read!”

Wonderful fucking timing Lockheed!! I just purchased a SR-71 last month! You know what, fuck the 72. I’m just going to wait for the 73.

I also linked to said Ringer article and cited it by name and author. It’s almost as if our readers and theirs aren’t the same!

No, by all means, fools. Celebrate the shards of Gawker for coming up with an angle two weeks after Simmons’ writers came up with it. Maybe Magary will throw you a bone and make a Simmons joke later today!

Awesome, do you wanna suck his penis?

Building 9-7!

+1 melted steel beam

Jet fuel doesn’t run the ball.

If the Seahawks do get blown up, it will definitely be an inside job utilizing a controlled explosion.

No snark here; Of all the regular Deadspin features, BQBPOTW has become my favorite and will be the one I miss most in the offseason...

honorable mention to Joe Flacco for being true to himself and checking down on 4th and 14 with the season on the line

Haisley’s a Patriots fan? On top of everything else? Man, fuck that guy.

Real, fake, everything else that happens in the video, I really don’t care.