I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

I thoroughly enjoyed the appropriate appropriations of Stone Cold’s “...gimme a hell yeah” and then the “What” responses from the crowds.
There are a lot of people in WWE that could learn a thing or two about promos from this.

If a wrestler had cut a promo this good, it’d be all I could think about for days. This was absolutely phenomenal

I bet that smarmy fifteen year old is already a well-known caller on Boston sports radio.

GMG journalists are part of the Writers Guild and we get to vote on best screenplay awards so we get a whole bunch of DVDs in the mail with current movies. It’s a pretty amazing work perk. (And nice catch on that.)

h/t doorfliesopen.com

Because nothing can go wrong against the Patriots at the 1 yard line!!

Nah, you score. And the way he was running, it would have been nearly impossible to stop on a dime and get down at the one. The Eagles have a good pass rush, and you have to trust them to make a play eventually. That kind of thinking is “playing not to lose” nonsense that most teams get crushed for facing the Pats.

This is a west coast vs east coast thing. Families from the west coast, like my wife’s, see a peck on the mouth as no big deal. Families from the east coast, like mine, prefer a nod of the head and then not speaking to each other except on major holidays, like Leap Year.

I started using Drew’s chili recipe the first year he posted it. I have made it so many times that my friends and family now regard it as my chili recipe. It is good, and I stole it all from Drew.

Brady throws a pick-6 to end the game on their first OT possession.

Oh thank God, he left us “Under Pressure.”

If I could do that I wouldn’t leave the house.

If they have that kind of computer power to spare they should look at the Beale Cyphers, a set of three cyphers dating from the 1880s which purport to give the location of a buried treasure worth some $40 Million. The second cypher, which describes the treasure, has been broken; it was a modified book cypher to which…

Son of a bitch!

Be... sure.... to... drink... your... Ovaltine!

“Other people were enriched and I wasn’t” = Whine to Government To Make Enriching Thing Illegal. A liberal tale as old as time.

I ordered 9 things on amazon this weekend and i hope my city wins the amazon 2nd HQ. The biggest employer here pays no local property tax and was incentivized to build here. Then it brought 20k professional jobs to the area. This town has gone through a massive boom because of them and its a great city.

Ummm ok? It’s still incredibly inappropriate for someone with no relationship to said child to call them a “pissant” on a regional radio station.

People these days. All these snowflakes go right to their mommy blogs when I correct them on facebook by telling them, “Actually, your kid seems a little ‘cunty’.” Now I’m not welcome at Thanksgiving anymore. Did I make a big deal about it when their kid had an allergic reaction at my Super Bowl party? No. I told them…