That scene really bothered me, actually. Once Holdo had decided to stay with the ship and sacrifice herself, why did she wait until half the transports had been destroyed to do something? The lightspeed Kamikaze should have been plan A once she decided to sacrifice herself. If you’re going to sacrifice yourself and…

Those were all Gungans and in the extended Blue Ray version they’re all gonna have voices and throughout the whole fight they’re gonna be saying shit like “Oopsie me have a stabby” really loudly

The on/off headshot kill was top notch.

Please have him email me and tell me what the alloys are before I perish.

A sentient bottle of Faygo.

Trump didn’t realize the biggest problem with building the wall was that the illegal aliens could just levitate over it.

Whoever gets nominated by the Insane Clown Party.

Someone is rethinking that Skechers/Heelies endorsement deal.  

Really nice work here Drew. You might even say this joke was... called well.

*Mother starts to open gift*
Mother: “What the hell is this?”
Me: “It’s Smeg, ma!”

Working on it

huge if true

You throw a baseball with your hand.

This is the good timeline version of 2017 leaking through

Tonight’s guest on “How to tell someone is not from New York”

This is bad and you should be embarrassed for having written it

+1 gluteal mishandling of the prolate spheroid

Eli’s revenge: going on an absolutely scorching hot streak to end the season and fucking the Giants out of a high draft pick.

if there is a god Rex Ryan will be making his triumphant return to NY as soon as the Buffalo Wild Wings staff figures out how to remove him from Booth #3