And shocking no one, the Pats fan pretends to be the victim.

“Is there a calculator for people who don’t live permanently in the year 1990 and do actual modern contract work as a sole-proprietor LLC?”

CBS just said he ran 127.4 yards. I’m tired just typing that out.

Paddycopter(tm) was another option. “Seamus! Take this sledge & walk around the basement, hitting every beam to see if it’s been cut. No need to report back.”

In olden times they also would have used a drone, but they called it by a different nomenclature: Chinaman.

yes

True. But he’s got twice as many Super Bowl rings as guys 2-8 on that list.

Could we have done it differently? I guess you argue that we could’ve, yes: The Ben McAdoo Story

That’s why I always make my own rock climbing at home. Just as good as those National parks without those endless gym fees and climbing Bros.

Oh shit, BITcoin???

If you put $5,000 into a humor detector on January 1, 2017, then you’d be able to comprehend the meaning behind my comment today. Have fun with that knowledge.

Thank god I haven’t put any of my money into this bitcoin crap. I’ll stick with safe and reliable investments like coal futures, thank you very much.

Because of the sentences immediately preceding that one.

A Power Wheels Jeep that Rex Ryan customized.

Kaep should be playing, but this is overselling him quite a bit IMO.

If you are suggesting that Baltimore should jettison Flacco for Kaepernick, you are out of your fucking mind

Zoom in on that photo and you’ll see all the brown ones are lying down flat like they’re dead or something.

If there’s no grass on the field, play ball.

Every blade of that grass stands for the anthem though.

Surely this can easily be solved with a new publicly-funded billion-dollar stadium.