What’s it like having a life utterly devoid of joy?

A++ headline

Except that everything he said was true.

You should probably not get married.

And we might get a sequel! From yesterday:

the club gave him a single task... keep the team in the Premier League, and make sure they stay there.

this pilot is talented! drawing a penis at what!? 7 or 800 mph? Im glad hes on our side!

Felt like I was reading Sex and the City Samantha fan fic

No way, im taking that to the grave. It will only help the price anyways.

And none of us were Mavs fans

To be clear: seven hours of grind isn’t structurally bad. Seven hours of grind (or any amount of engineered grind) which you’re encouraged to lessen with extra purchases in a $60 game is bad.

Forbes also likes to put out the “Fictional 15,” which purports to rank the richest 15 fictional characters. Calling it horseshit is an insult to manure. I’m 99% certain they just throw a dart at a number board to “approximate” the wealth, when there are plenty of sources to actually figure out how much they’re worth.…

#humblebrag

Go to better restaurants.

Lauren has a very high HAR (Hate-mail Above Replacement). I wonder who has the highest? Drew probably because of all the WYTS articles, Marchman would be up there with his garbage takes but he doesn’t write enough.

He looks like a man who says “Throw a shitty INT”