exactly, buy a soda you twerp. If you’re too stingy to spend $2 for a 911 bailout shit then you’re just bringing the pain & suffering upon yourself

yeah i wont look for another bathroom even if i have to do a #1. gimme 2 cookies boom done

Jed York is a good man.

I’m going to wish every Trump mouthbreather who says, “We’re only saying Merry Christmas now!” a “Joyous Antetokounmpo”.

Obligatory.

If you’ve never drank the milk from a bowl of Fruity Pebbles you are not allowed to have the above opinion

Good job churning that joke out quickly.

No, I don’t believe Odell was making the team worse. But lord knows I do hate those cancers that do everything you could ask of one thing to keep you alive by performing miracle after miracle, while your doctor idiotically calls 1,000 bubble screens and delayed handoffs into the defensive line.

If you told me Orleans Darkwa was the name of a new Star Wars character in Episode VIII, I’d believe it.

“Go fuck yourself, San Diego!”

He took over for T.J. Beatitjustalittlebit

I look forward to reading From Butt Fumble to What?! Fumble?!: An Oral History of the Jets.

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

“Sad story but I’m going to be an asshole anyway.”

Unless I’m missing a joke in here, no, there were no rumblings of that.

Can’t get a concussion when you don’t have a brain. Eli’s playing the long game here.

More like Bob McAdon’t, amirite??

you guys aint seen nothing til you see her jack sparrow

You’re preaching to the echo chamber.

finally someone will defend my right to wear underwear that is just one very long pasta noodle wrapped about my mids (midsection)