I don’t know who will win either, but the jerseys sure don’t

I’m thinking a weekend at bernie’s type situation with Buddy.

Whatever Ivory’s intentions are, I’m sure they’re 99 and 44/100 percent pure.

HOLY SHIT HE’S RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

Beltran ≠ Beltre

That’s... not actually him?? O_o

May the Ryan bros. coach the Bills for a thousand years.

Somewhere, a very confused and belligerent Ted Danson rants about double standards.

If I remember correctly the Warriors choked away a 3-1 lead. They may be the chokingest team

I searched “below average” and got a nice selfie.

I think most are dead.

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

They really can’t because it would set a terrible precedent.
Also I have a little sympathy because it was a goddamn hook and ladder hail mary. Stop it and you don’t get beat.

Few classes of people in this world are as batshittedly convinced of their own influence and importance than college newspapers nerds and jesus fuck I miss that world so goddamn much I’m 32 and my DEEP AND IMPORTANT COLLEGE NEWSPAPER EXPERIENCE made me a legal editor in a hidden kingdom of batshit crazy conservative…

As a man, I have a great idea.
If women would like to be heard more in the workplace, when one woman makes a point, the other women in the room should reiterate the idea and credit the initial speaker.

Sunflower seeds are far too much work. You want me to bite it to crack it open, and then trust that I’m not gonna have a piece of shell scraping down my throat? Fuck that noise.

Because “Antonio Brown” has like 7 guitar solos and Josh Norman just bought his first Squier Stratocaster 16 months ago and he’s still learning his scales. He can do “Big Me” by Foo Fighters, though.

the “your coworker gift" of dewar’s 12. I cant tell if it is a real gift idea or just a sneaky add. because the bottom page add for this article is for dewar’s 12....... I smell a conspiracy.