On the college level, University of Alabama sororities have reiterated their opposition to anything resembling a colored rush on campus.

Colorblindness is one of those made-up ailments, like gluten sensitivity, AIDS, and leprosy.

Other teams that will wear white include the Browns

Gotta nuke somethin’.

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Good news! I hear you can get a whole mess of money if that gets shared on Gawke-

“He made a move,” then you have a completion. He starts to make a move, but then it’s out

It’s good that a league that features fighter jet flyovers and cheerleader bikini calendars and nonstop human brutality would want to shield our children from sex and violence.

But think of my little 7 year old boy Talon who I now need to explain twerking to (after of course he explains what twerking is to me) who upon seeing this flagrant act has immediately started down a road that will lead to prostitution and intravenous drug use!

I’m completely out of breath, and my shirt is off.

I don’t even have a joke. That was awesome. Hope he’s not punished for it

That was fantastic.

I know it’s still way too early (and the Eagles were playing the Browns), but it would be the Brownsiest thing ever if the Browns made the smart move in trading away the second pick for a ton of future picks only to have that second pick (Carson Wentz) turn into a franchise quarterback.

The side-eye Moss gave Dilfer during his Kaepernick rant was the absolute highlight of the show.

Side Note: When are we going to get a some Hot Takes about how Brady is a System Quarterback and there will be no drop off when he leaves because it’s Belichick’s system? My Facebook feed was blowing up with that last night but those are amateurs. I need some Professional Takes on the matter.

He’s a real stand-up guy.

If he’d spiked him, would the penalty be for excessive celebration or unnecessary roughness?

on the bright side i actually really liked the new guys. Hasselback and Woodson were great, and Moss will forever be great i just can’t get enough of his accent.

Trent Dilfer also said yesterday’s week one game was a must win for the Jets, so let’s all feel free to stop paying attention to him anytime now.