Giphy works OK...

Let the dog carry it:

I kinda suspect that he was being hyperbolic in that case, but I could be wrong.

This team is a turd that sometimes floats.

HULK KNOW BASEBALL.

-1 Death Star.

Anti-hero?

Dominic, you’re only getting one emoji from me from this point forward.

No one else is as fired up for the introduction of the Salted Caramel McRib as you are, fella.

Just like Portland (both of them), the sticks outside Seattle are inhabited by the type of “libertarian”, irreligious assholes who are two hits of meth away from the second coming of Ruby Ridge.

Your new backup is failed Miami quarterbacking project Ryan Tannehill, who will absolutely start five games this season when the guy above him gets hit by a dude riding a contraband Bird scooter down the sidewalk.

Don’t look Marion, keep your eyes shut!

And reality is having none of that shit.

Annual contributions:

This is the same man who developed Hudson Yards, a business complex(??) in Manhattan that’s basically just a safe space for people who wear All Birds and think the key to winning in life is following Gary Vaynerchuk on Instagram.