ALSO TRANSITIONING.

As always, never trust a man wearing transition lenses.

Damn you.

You are very welcome!

Mark Davis telling the Oakland fanbase he wants to win a title for us before moving to Vegas is basically like telling your wife you’ll get her that diamond necklace she’s always wanted before you divorce her for a stripper.

Man, and that cat still had to drive home after that.

I do not care about the Giants finishing .500. I care about them doing trades!

Annual occurrence in Yellowstone. I worked for a nearby newspaper, and we frequently had before-and-after photos. The after photo was always some idiot in a hospital bed.

All I want is to be able to legitimately look down on the Bills again.

This is sad. I hope Gooden can beat his addiction.

She wrote for The Guardian, too, which really disappointed me (with regards to The Guardian).

SAVAGE.

Needs more grit....

Love Williams’ reaction.

Nicely written. I hope the NWSL can build on the World Cup.

Missing: “horrible honorary first pitch”:

Now retweeting....

Beat me to it.

New tattoo for bro...