Arizona might have dibs.

Sorry to see this. Wishing you the best, Marchman.

I put off reading this, and really intended to just skip it altogether, because I don’t need more proof that President FartBag is an ignorant asshole.

I can’t give a rat’s ass about skateboarding, but this is a hall-of-fame tweet:

As someone who works with a very big multinational conglomerate, let me speculate:

My math skills are so bad I had to really think about that one.

I was taught the same thing in high school soccer in the U.S. Get those puppies down.

Excellent example!

So, Dad Burns are a thing now.

Take cross country off golf courses.

Municipalities and regional government agencies will set up or list collection sites as well. Here is ours:

Great story. Really appreciate the work that went into this.

Since when is Houston “upwards”? Unless you are a chemical plant explosion.

THE OTHER MONSTER IS THE NUCLEAR AGE!

I would buy the DVD of that version!

This is in line with one of the most important lessons one can learn in college: many adults are just large, dumb, selfish children.

God, the whole idea of a shared Google account just gives me a headache. Seriously, just kill the account and start a new one.