As crowded as some locales can be, I think “Excuse me” is a critical phrase to have.

I’m beginning to think that there isn’t a single group activity in Texas that does not include hazing. Think twice before joining that church choir, brothers and sisters.

Goddamn, the sound of that guy’s head BOUNCING off the floor.

Me, 60 seconds ago: WHERE’S THE LINK?!?!

For me, it was a combination of the browser and ad-blocker extension.

Incoming summons in 3-2-1....

Nicely written, Dom. I’m not a basketball fan, but knew I should go ahead and read this.

“Is there another keg somewhere?”
- US Track and Field

Pizza is the most expressive food in the world to make.

We don’t even own a cat, and yet.

A guy named “Rush” with a pill problem. Weird....

Wow, quite the domino-effect from the Bortles deal, isn’t it?

Amen.

Android link:

I’m giving you the most tangential star possible.

Dark horse: BC Lions?

Can’t tell if he was being escorted or if the official was trying to pull him out of the way. Either way, who doesn’t look to the side when crossing the street? Or break into a trot if they see someone (car or bike) coming?

I know the odds are against it, because Jets, but I hope he does well there.

WHAT? You guys are gonna exclude the artist in this one?