Nightmare fuel, but worth it. I sleep like shit anyways...

YES. Suit drunk is the only way to weather karaoke night.....

Everyone who remembers Bobby Layne is as dead as he is.

I don’t think racists really take time off.....

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I totally thought the lead photo was a stock shot from “Anchorman”....

I hate myself for siding with a sports agent, but holy shit, that response.

Today I learned that “Anchorman” is old enough to have its own parodies...

Love this stuff:

Mount it to my dog? No thank you. I’ve seen things.

Mount it to my dog? No thank you. I’ve seen things.

And Hank Olszowy, Cleveland, sounds like a character in “Doctor Detroit”....

Fries and a Cokeachella?

From the article:

Are we really gonna trust the 76ers with accurately assessing an injury and not playing an injured player before he has actually recovered?

It’s like they think they fucking invented food. Meanwhile, these are people who butter their cereal.

Aw crap. Very sorry to hear about this. Still listen to Talk Talk a bit. Great, great music.

Anyway this is a doofus who could not even stage a concert for rich people in the Bahamas without it turning into an actual humanitarian crisis; if he wants to apply the kiss of death to the Timberwolves, he should cut an Instagram story promoting their season-ticket packages.

....the ref turned around and gave Bournemouth they’re second penalty of the day....

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