This is in line with one of the most important lessons one can learn in college: many adults are just large, dumb, selfish children.

God, the whole idea of a shared Google account just gives me a headache. Seriously, just kill the account and start a new one.

Pretty sure I know what’s in his Netflix history....

This is another one of those experiments where an AI writes a script, right?

As crowded as some locales can be, I think “Excuse me” is a critical phrase to have.

I’m beginning to think that there isn’t a single group activity in Texas that does not include hazing. Think twice before joining that church choir, brothers and sisters.

Goddamn, the sound of that guy’s head BOUNCING off the floor.

Me, 60 seconds ago: WHERE’S THE LINK?!?!

For me, it was a combination of the browser and ad-blocker extension.

Incoming summons in 3-2-1....

Nicely written, Dom. I’m not a basketball fan, but knew I should go ahead and read this.

“Is there another keg somewhere?”
- US Track and Field

Pizza is the most expressive food in the world to make.

We don’t even own a cat, and yet.

A guy named “Rush” with a pill problem. Weird....

Wow, quite the domino-effect from the Bortles deal, isn’t it?

Amen.

Android link:

There’s worse.