I’m giving you the most tangential star possible.

Dark horse: BC Lions?

Can’t tell if he was being escorted or if the official was trying to pull him out of the way. Either way, who doesn’t look to the side when crossing the street? Or break into a trot if they see someone (car or bike) coming?

I know the odds are against it, because Jets, but I hope he does well there.

WHAT? You guys are gonna exclude the artist in this one?

Nightmare fuel, but worth it. I sleep like shit anyways...

YES. Suit drunk is the only way to weather karaoke night.....

Everyone who remembers Bobby Layne is as dead as he is.

I don’t think racists really take time off.....

Yeeeahhhh, I’m checking my Southwest flights in May......

The Heavy - What Makes A Good Man?

It’s going to get worse before it gets better....

I totally thought the lead photo was a stock shot from “Anchorman”....

I hate myself for siding with a sports agent, but holy shit, that response.

Today I learned that “Anchorman” is old enough to have its own parodies...

Love this stuff:

Mount it to my dog? No thank you. I’ve seen things.

Mount it to my dog? No thank you. I’ve seen things.

Congrats on your diet findings, and on your union contract. Both are great.

And Hank Olszowy, Cleveland, sounds like a character in “Doctor Detroit”....