You also wouldn’t want to go too far in the other direction, and end up with Lewis Black screaming obscenities and overpowering the game.

When he can contain his enthusiasm, I think I know where he stores it.

THIS. How is this not at the top of the comments?

Anyone who goes there is just co-opted by the President to illustrate whatever shitty point he wants to make.

I’m beginning to think that every game is Bark at the Park in South America. I would not disapprove of that.

Excellent recycling job!

Articles are like yours are like jock itch.

...when I told him his bearded lady friend did it for me.

How is he not the FIRST name mentioned?

I’ll second the idea of starting now. I did this a year ago, and it was good to have my routines set up before the busy months of January and February, when the new guys are trying to dial in their workouts.

Yep. Assault and Hard Charge, your honor.

“They’re buying a brand with two million Twitter followers.”

Damn, that is a murderer’s row...

He’ll become a free agent Cleveland Brown after the 2019 season.

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

“Rookabob” actually sounds like an Australian word, but...

Cody Kessler: The Peterman of the (AFC) South!

No, that’s St. Thomas Aquanet.

“You’re doing it Ron...”

Two things: