Right? One generally enjoys debauchery.

Nope, quote came directly from the WaPo story.

That’s pretty much the face of a guy who sucks at his job, right?

I do NOT want to run into Joyce Taylor at a holiday party.....

I’m a word guy. You robots are not gonna sway me.

EVERYONE from accounting deserves that...

Year-round activity for me, friend. Not gonna limit myself to one month.

That’s just going to endear him more to his base.

Go on....

Go on....

That said, DC and the ‘burbs have been an absolute hell this whole summer.

Problem solved!

Anyone else astounded that a fully developed adult thought going to a parking lot circus was a good idea?

This is also good.

This is good.

(Also, ....)

Holy cats, I was just listening to this when I scrolled to this post. My ghost has been hacked!

According to the report, the man’s troubles began pretty soon after he took an unknown amount of liquid sildenafil he had purchased from the internet.

This is all my fault. I started Miami’s defense for my fantasy team and......

I thought you were being facetious. Most folks are aware only of the one in Texas. Well done.