My first new car -- straight out of college -- was a Geo Prizm hatch, which I genuinely enjoyed as I drove it into the ground.

Actually, we have a Paris in Idaho.

... more like a remake of The Last Stand.

Said the same thing the last time I bought boxer-briefs....

LOVE the grandpa story.

THERE it is!

We need a guy who can fix things.

“I was really into those guys until they sold out...”

You get the star for doing the work that I was unwilling to do.

By the way, I really do recommend buying a big yogurt and just mixing in whatever you want: granola, preserves, fresh fruit, whole chunks of pulled pork, etc. Why spend your precious time on earth digging around the bottom of a fucking yogurt cup for extra fruit? Put yourself in control.

“... some uncharacteristically bad throws from Kirk Cousins...”

Thank you for posting that.

We’re avoiding the most important question, though.

The writing is bloated, seemingly unedited wheezing, not at all what our sports audience has made clear it wants.

US: “Hey, what about the past?”

Absolutely agree with you. Respect for others is the rule, not the exception.

Lots of ‘em on I-90. Montana Meth Project.

Lotsa good breweries in Bozeman:

And the two, uh, “attendants” standing there dumbly staring at each other over the lifeless body?