The good thing is that the mid-credits confirmed a season 2. So even though I agree with your criticisms, I can forgive them since there’s another season to address some of these

Hot take: the original Space Jam also sucked.  

If you cut off part of a finger you can just leave it as is, and then people who see your hand will probably think you’re some kind of bad-ass, maybe a Japanese gangster who has offended the boss. But if that’s not your thing, you can also get a prosthetic finger, carefully shaped and dyed to look like your OEM…

“Well-drained soil and partial shade is for pansies!” - botanist

Empire Strikes Black

Starred for “negative lumbar support”

Every time a Tesla stan kisses Elon’s digital taint, Koenigsegg earns another patent. 

They could really clean up if they followed this with Wipeout.

Once they trot out the show, I bet it has a good run.  

I really hope you had an out-of-touch old white man on keyboard, who got kicked out for creative differences.

You fucked with squirrels, Morty!

May I present to you a genuine beer advert from either the late 1980s or early 1990s in the UK

I for one welcome our new squirrel overlords.

“Viewed in infrared wavelengths, the gas giant looks like a hell world.”

There simply weren’t enough tits in Robocop.

Those jerks tried to circle him looking all hard, but his vigorous pumping and spraying all over the place got them off as fast as possible.

I can smell the plaid on this comment.

This is why I don’t like carpooling.

If I remember back to biology class, sometimes when two wheels get together, sometimes the undesirable traits match up and low and behold something new is born.

Brilliant!  Got a good laugh from that one.