TAKE! THESE BROKEN WINGS!

Man, the bank REALLY doesn’t wanna give Falcon a loan.

Looking through old Sears catalogues from the ‘70s and what we forced kids to wear back then, it’s no wonder so many of them grew up jaded. When your pants look like a clown stole them from an Umpa-Loompa and then your mom found them at a Salvation Army and patched the holes, you’d turn out pretty cynical as well.

This is why Ivanka isn’t an attractive woman.  Yes, she has the physical characteristics that might make someone attractive ... but she’s an awful person, and therefore is not attractive in the slightest.

I liked how they combined big fights with emotional resolution. How Wanda won not through power but smarts and how Visions resolved their conflict by agreeing they are both real Vision and neither is the original Vision.

White Vision is a CPAC subcommittee chaired by Madison Cawthorn.

What’s keeping me from shitting all over this dealership?

Depends.

Enter Rick Grimes...

And do you still get your frequent flyer miles? 

If drivers would just understand they’re not supposed to see the flank of their own car in the mirror, blind spots could be virtually eliminated when using regular mirrors. Lean your head to the center of the interior and adjust the mirrors from there to just glimpse the flank. When you go back to normal seating…

Get this un-American drivel off Jalopnik. We all know AR-15 is the only right answer.

Maybe it really is time we stop giving white people who seek to weaponize the police against Black people cutesy little nicknames like “BBQ Becky” or “Central Park Karen.”

Holiday Special doesnt count.

Phantom Menace and Attack of the clones tho? I would have agreed with you a year or so ago. Those movies ARE awful.

That this movie is still arguably the worst Star Wars movie ever made.

“Within 30 seconds” of someone mentioning the idea of the Emperor coming back, everyone knew it was the right idea.

Everybody likes my salty nuts.  They taste like cashews.

Mad Mike is gone but the Earth is still a-round...

I’ll see myself out

“I’m tellin’ ya, Morty, as soon as we figure out how to chew this goddamn french fry, we’re eatin’ like kings! KINGS, Morty!!”

This has to be the tipping point when it comes to ocean pollution. Well, maybe just the tipping point.

I mean, in the end, aren’t we all just gulls playing with a dildo?