Hey fulviafan55, I cringed when I read your first comment because I tell what you were getting at and knew what was coming. I just wanted to say, kudos for taking it well, here’s a pat on the back across the internet. We all have one of those days from time to time, and everyone makes mistakes, it’s how we handle them…

Australian Poem:

broke: 30 second Super Bowl Commercials
woke: 2 week long ARGs that culminate in a 60 second, $25 million ad where a “beloved” brand mascot comes back with a new coat of CGI paint and a more affordable celeb voiceover

Gonna build my capsule, gonna build it right
Gonna do an escape test flight
The motto’s always been “When it’s right, it’s right”
Why wait until the middle of a disastrous flight
When everything’s better just to test the system today
And we know the space is always gonna be here any way

Thinkin’ of you’s workin’ up…

An STI engine swap would, of course, be neat but I’m just happy with the blue lighting if I’m honest.

Best part of this chapter for me was Moff Gideon. Star Wars had always been built around its villain - its threat - and this was the best since Darth Vader. Giancarlo Esposito exudes menace. His character was intelligent, fearless, unflinching. This was one element of many sorely ignored in the new trilogy. The…

Stormtroopers hit Baby Yoda?!!?

Keep telling puns and you’ll go blind!

Had the joke in the palm of his hand; just couldn’t seem to finish.

Why not? It was a stroke of genius. 

Star for you!

I would think shaking a person with a medical emergency would be the last thing you would want to do.

<Cheesy Russian accent>

There’s a problem, though. Baby Yoda is a baby. He’s not wise to the ways of the world. So Palpatine might turn him to the Dark Side of The Force. Then, given how Palpatine changed, Baby Yoda might look something like this:

I think even Palpatine would melt into a puddle of incoherent mush at the sight of Baby Yoda.

Really ??

Fingers crossed for the big musical number, I’ll make a Mando out of you!

Damn those pants are super tight , there is no way I would fit into them unless…
I better shape up.

Plot twist, this was all an elaborate scheme by Elway to kill Joe’s career for good after the mile high miracle in 2012. 

Okay, but what are your thoughts on crystal tits?