I think it’s a big wyn.

In honor of the late Deadspin:

*twiggew*

Holy FUCK! Yub yub backwards is BUY BUY! It’s marketing!

Accurate. Where the fuck was State Farm when THAT relationship crashed?

Oh, sorry about that. I’ll turn my mic down.

How many QBs have the Bears ruined?

I had the game on while doing something else, so for a while, all I got was the audio. For about 2/3 of the game, I could have sworn I was listening to John Madden.

My star was 69.

Underrated COTD.

Excellent story. I mean, your coverage of the issue was okay and the quotes were fine, but your phenomenal double use of the criminally-underutilized term, “jackwagon” simply shows your genius-level command of the language.

Not cool, bro. Not cool.

Dude, what happened was, the tentacles came, but it was YOU that got dragged down, and the Redskins were waiting when you got there.

Hold my protein shake...

Like, ALWAYS? Or just sometimes?

Gardner Minshew’s dick is so big, it has its own dick, and even Gardner Minshew’s dick’s dick is bigger than your dick.

Mom?

A new form of animal husbandry.

“Stretching in His Jockstrap.” Wasn’t that the title of a Flock of Seagulls album in 1979?

Honestly, I’m surprised it took this long to get to this clip.