Lawyer, not a judge, but hey...

So how about a player convicted of any violence-related charge be put in a program where the following is mandatory:

Can someone please explain to me why there was not a scene where Danaerys is surrounded by zombies, dead Jorah at her feet, tears streaming down her face, and she raises her arms and screams, only to be entirely engulfed in flames, immolating all the white walkers around her instantly, but leaving her unscathed?  I…

Or, and hear me out on this, you dress up like a giant bat...

And Cersei says: “I like to snowball, but only if it’s Jaime!”

Such cutting wit.

As a strapping young lad of five, I was cast to play Tiny Tim in The Stingiest Man in Town at a little theater near my home.

Or the back of a pickup parked on the side of the road. Or whatever car has an open window.

I proudly provide star #69.

I’m with you on this take. They are both perfectly happy to die if they must, as long as it is in service to what and whom they love, rather than the sadistic whims of some freak-job.

It will LOOK like she’s dead, but she’ll be back. If a planet blowing up couldn’t kill her, no measly White Walker can do it!

Plus, The Hound sacrifices himself to save Arya.

Zombie.

Beautiful piece of writing.  Thanks.

*Cheque

Now that Pecker (giggle) is selling the Enquirer, Bezos should buy it, un-fuck his own situation with them, and then start releasing all the catch-and-kill stories on Trump.

Holy hell. It’s like watching an ass-kicking contest between Joe Theisman, Sid Vicious, and Alex Smith, being refereed by Napolean McCallum. 

You are a bad person, and will burn for this.

At this point, we need to ask ourselves: “Will we still need him? Will we still feed him?”

You can be ejected for that type of reaction.