None of this would have happened if she hadn’t sent the initial tweet. Didn’t her husband inform her she’s not to tweet unless tweeted-to?  Lawless wench.

Did you just man-splain a vagina to a woman?

This is extremely astute. Trump’s ascension to the ownership of the Republican Party started here, and was cemented by Jeff Flake passing Kavanaugh out of committee.  Funny how two Arizona Senators set the stage for Trump to cause so much damage, but in two very different ways.

Listen, the kid KNOWS he’s going to get a boner. He doesn’t want a huge (or not huge, as the case may be) schlong out there on display in front of everyone, that’s all.

What? I’m wearing them right now.

Snape kills Dumbledore.

Sure they can...

What? I think it looks great...

Finland, Finland, Finland!  It’s the country for me!

She once had to make a phone call and say, “Dad, I’m in jail!”

They can go to Tucson for a year and change their logo temporarily:

Does the oil drain up on that G8?

This!  If you buy a car already on the lot, negotiate a price, THEN tell them to remove the stock fee and delivery charges.  It’s not your job to put inventory on their shelves.  If they balk, you walk.

What the hell is this?

My cat bit me once, and I’m just fine.

I am afraid I must disagree on the naked Jarrod issue. I think it is actually a 100% certainty that Trump has seen him naked. While he may be sedentary and lazy in most things, I think we can all agree that he would get up and move to see Ivanka naked.

Okay, but do you re-tip the wait staff after they bring the treats?

My standard is 20% on the card, for the IRS to know about, and an additional 10% to 30% cash in the hand depending on the level of service. This is for average service, and I’m not any kind of rich, I just think people working that hard need to be treated better. You have to really fuck up to get a standard 20% all by…

Guess who just signed a long, fat contract?

Or maybe this one: