It’s Australia. You can’t use “Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosy” there, it’s all backwards!

Buffalo is not first-World.  Just ask the Bills.

Go fuck yourself.

I’m pretty sure that kick doinked off your dick before crushing your balls.

He he...

I generally go for a standard taint piercing. As long as the snakes aren’t too big, it works fairly well. You scare them out the new hole with a mouse trap to the penis. I read about this method in “Tiger Beat” back in ‘87.

“Scrotal Snakes” was a concept band in the late 60's, right?

Bravo, Sir. Bravo.

Actually, a “lake” as you call it, is simply an ancient comet from the formation of the universe which has re-vectored its orbit and settled into a much more fluid version of its standard icy state while it waits for Baker Mayfield to rupture his left Achilles tendon, step wrong, and snap his right ACL and MCL.

I would do twice as much work as him for HALF that!

Trump’s biggest crime so far is making so many people nostalgic for W. and Cheney.

A tragic Butt-Fumble-Reenactment accident, no doubt. Same thing happened to my Mom...

Maybe Kaepernick can get signed if he beats the shit out of a woman or whips a kid’s nutsack with a switch...

In Mother Russia, you do not heave accident, accident heas you!

The craft service behind this comment is astounding. Clearly, you are no gaffer. You are a skilled producer of commentary and easily the gang boss of all today’s commentators.

It wouldn’t have to be at a football game.  That coat could get you assaulted at church.

You seem to be forgetting that Gruden anctually STUDIED under Gruden, and learned all his Grudenesque tendencies at the feet of a young Gruden at Gruden State.

I gave you a star, but don’t REED too much into it!

The only video in this piece blocked by WWE is the one with Trump.

He also had no chance of that in 2016.