but for the sheer naked brazenness with which Graham has taken to licking the president’s boots balls.

That joke was written by a true CRAFTSMAN.

They’ll string you along, and then you’ll be bound to tell the yarn...

If he gets too much resistance, he’ll have to go Ohm.

You can use a turkey baster, but be careful getting it on your balls, they may itch.

You are correct. The itch/not itch status of his balls is of paramount importance.

No, it was lost in a tragic transporter accident.

Wil

“That’s a keeper!”

Designated Survivor is not a conspiracy TV series, it’s a fantasy.

Well, I guess he gets his military parade after all.

Knock it off, Kluwe. You know actual answers is not what this thread is for!

I have hated the Raiders since I began watching footbaw in 1983. I delight in every bad thing that happens to them. If I were their coach, I would be ACTIVELY and BLATANTLY working against them throughout the course of every game.

Vance Joseph should have been fired in week 12 of last season. Then fired again in week 13. In week 14, he should have been re-hired, sent to the locker room to prep the team, then fired in the tunnel on the way out. Week 15 should have seen an honorary firing of anyone in the Broncos organization named Joseph, and…

This star is for your username, not your comment.

How many motorcycles?

You DARE question DOOM!?!?!?!

He appears to be measurably faster than some of the other fellows.

And who will the Giants pick? The 2019 version of Ryan Leaf?