Interesting that this is the selection today. It is my son’s birthday today, and his name is Sebastian.

Needed to see this.  Saw this.  Happy.

He would if he played for the Browns.

To make this list, a team needs to be just past tainted.

“Weird” Al Yankovic > Maroon 5

I just called to say, “I love that comment.”

Why wouldn’t they see the Patriots in the playoffs?  Don’t Browns players have TV’s?

With the Bills, it’ll be mid-kick...

Some of these teams just don’t have a Klewe.

Two quarterbacks, one cup?

The only appropriate response to this is to burn some Nike’s.

Nick Foles’ dick is so big, it has its own dick. And even Nick’s dick’s dick is bigger than your dick.

You forgot the asterisk after Vance Joseph.  I am a lifelong Broncos fan and I’ll be stunned if he makes it past week seven.  Is Marty Schottenheimer still available?

Version 69.

CURSE YOU, TOM BRADY!

Oy!

+1 DNA 

A white person using that word, especially in this context, is tantamount to an assault. I suspect that there is legal precedent to consider provocation as the causative event.