No matter how much Colts Fans bitch about Josh McDaniels leaving them at the altar, it could be worse. He could have NOT!

I had the privilege of meeting Josip around 1995 or 1996 at a tiny Air Force base in England. He and Greg “The Hammer” Valentine were touring and put on a great show! Nikolai was the heel, of course, and beat The Hammer by knocking him out with a foreign object pulled from his trunks.

In October of 2007, I was lucky(?) enough to go see the Mighty New York Football Giants vs the Intrepid (and winless) Miami Dolphins at Wembly Stadium in London.

Do you mean “if”?

Here’s some fun facts. The Cleveland Browns Alt-Record since 1996:

Spell Check makes us all stupider.

??? ? ?? ? ? ? ????? ? ?

Killer Klowns freaking COME from space, dude! This shit is not hard!

And if one must poop?

I’ve always wondered, what is the difference between “fuck off” and “fuck right off”?

I live to serve...

Why do you feel the need to be so harsh? There are hardworking people in Buttfuck, North Dakota who don’t appreciate your vitriol!

Everyone was just waiting for Putin to give them back....

It is said she was so upset by the ordeal that she immediately dropped trou, shit on the floor, and threw the shit at the rental agent.

I have a story exactly like that, except I’ve never been to Coachella, nor met Jared Leto. However, I did once pay $7 for a bottle of water. Well, $4 actually.

So here’s the thing: It was a bad movie and Jared Leto was awful. Leto is, by far, the worst Joker in any medium of all time. Jesse Eisenberg was a far better Joker in Batman v Superman.

*slow clap*

Wow! I take the other one back! THIS is the COTD!

Can I please get a pronunciation check? Is it:

Gotta give this COTD!  Well played, Steeplejack1112!