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This is legit

A simple fire would work as well.

Not true.  I have often seen dirt on the floor at the circus.

Exactly right.

Wow.  I’m fairly creative, but I’m not sure how you can get much stupider than this comment.

Just pretend there is no scar. Tell her you don’t know what she’s talking about and NEVER give a hint that you are anything other than serious.

That would be government subsidizing of specific countries.  Not only is it against the law, it is also the thing we bitch at China for doing the most.

I’d love to see Rosanne Barr or Larry “Bud” Melman play her!

Pay-per-view!

Shut up and go buy your own pencils for your students to break and throw in your face as they laugh their way out of your class on their way to Golden Anus Academy with their Betsy DeVos vouchers so they can learn facebook news reporting and Russian/North Korean capitulation techniques, motherfucker!

There is a difference between corruption, and mechanized corruption. Every administration has its share of assholes, but this one is like a month of 200% overproduction at the Fleshlight factory’s back-door division.

You’re right. He should also be funneling foreign dignitaries to his personally-owned hotels for profit and getting blown by interns in his office as he enjoys a nice cigar.

He’ll be in a tent city Internment Camp in Texas in the next life. Next to a fat, small-handed orange kid with shitty hair.

Whenever my 6 or 7 year-old falls,

Choose one:

Um...

I’m not really in a position to know, but I suspect your face is not quite as pretty as hers. That may be a factor.

+1 for The Boss.

It’s not that mansplaining doesn’t exist, it’s just that sometimes women misinterpret a helpful addition of background and formative information as a belittling show of supposed intellectual superiority intended to do little more than bolster the man’s justifiably fragile ego.