The Cleveland Browns are only 20 losses behind. With a bit of effort, I think they can tie it up by October...

Fun Fact: “Amazing” does not always have to mean “good.”

Yeah, and I’m a pedantic asshole constantly. Sorry to be such a jerkface!

*could HAVE

It’s good that you’re not bitter about it.

No. I took a complete shit this morning. It was much bigger than Sessions.

Word. In Tucson it was “You Really Got Me” by the Kinks, but in the style of the Van Halen version. And it was GOOD!

Nothing beats the chihuahua in the punch bowl.

For me, it’s the gray hair on my toe knuckles...

T-Bone!

Twinsies!

He is. He bled to death after severing his thumb in a carpentry accident.

You should.

THIS!!!!!!

Still, Coolio has relaxed that stance since then. They bowl together.

Travel. Sell your house. It’s worth it!

Albuquerque live was a freakin’ MASTERPIECE!

Uh, dude...

I knew this comment would be here.

Should we not include Chris Rock and Warren Beatty as they encourage Heaven itself to wait?