I think you misinterpreted my response. I am in NO WAY accusing everyone who doesn’t want to watch this film of being a racist.

The “C” word? Caucasian?

Trevor Noah was the voice of Name Classified’s mother. Do you feel bad about banging her now?

Wait. Trevor Noah has a secret voice cameo in a movie called Black Panther about actual Africans and THAT is why you aren’t going watch it?

We’re going to have to think out of the box

“Hands Down”

Wait, WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

I just want to know what kind of steroids they used to get Keira Knightly looking so buff for DP2. Nice work.

The granddad comment.

Better than Ezra.

MOTHER...

What the hell is Betsy DeVos doing in Canada? Does she think Tim Horton’s is actually an American public school?

What were the statistics on name changes among men named John Cocktoston?

Dammit! Now I know that a thing happens to a person on a show!

This is like humor porn. Only the good kind with a bunch of young, adventurous jokes just messing around until suddenly they notice each others’ jokieness and then get all serious and start grabbing each others’ punch lines and setups and just...

If it was raining, I hope they had Viper blades. And they should turn up the heat if it’s still too Colt in Detroit. (A100 degree day would make that unnecessary).

When I was in third grade, I ruled MY class.

Wait, he’s not the only one, there’s a whole gang of them! Alert Homeland Security!

Seals should not play with knives...

They don’t have to stop using oxygen, they just need to go find the tree that produces theirs and apologize to it.