Wait, Michelle Obama is BLACK!?!?!? I thought she was a Valkyrie...

The TP roll DOES go over! It just does! If you believe otherwise, or even if you are ambivalent, you are a horrible person and should be shot into the sun immediately! Find ANY printed TP or paper towel and you will see that the pattern is only oriented properly if the roll goes OVER!

With a Jimmy like that, I’m surprised he is so upbeat most of the time. You’d think he’d be kinda crabby...

He’s Kryptonian. How do you know it isn’t?

Maybe you should hide out under there...

I once read a comment that made me fart.

You need to read Kraven’s Last Hunt.

No, it is! DOZENS of dollars! DOZENS, I say!

I have a number. You could totally pay me enough.

Yes. It is kept in Vontaze Burfict’s locker.

Plus, it gets the demons out.

I wish that girl from Blossom hadn’t disappeared so we could bring that back too! Or Doogie Howser! Or Silver Spoons!

This is what I’ve been trying to convince people on the Internet of for years!!!

Great point! And Chuck may as well have been a re-imagining of Greatest American Hero anyway. Still, I’m really looking forward to this new show.

If they do not use the original theme song, winter will come...

I’d be happy to write hack scripts for this show. I’d even wear pants if I had to!

This statement is accurate. A star for you, my good man!

So are they going to name the character Sara Jane Moore, then change it to Sara Jane Monroe, then say “fuck it” and switch back to Sara Jane Moore and never mention it to anyone?

For obvious reasons, I would have preferred to give you two stars.

And the Russians were left to look like silly dopes dopers.