You forgot “Wait until Drumpf ruins the economy completely to buy, then laugh all the way to the bank during the recovery period as soon as [INSERT LITERALLY ANY HUMAN BEING OR REASONABLE FACSIMILE HERE] takes office in four years” 

Never gets old...

Complete with uncontrolled giggles.

Georgia Engel. For the win.

You mean Don Beebe?

Eddy Mac always held on to the ball, though! Broncos v. Giants - 10 September, 2001.

For $28M, he should get hit like this on every play!

Wait. Hillary’s child molested a pizza parlor? How did I miss THAT on Brietbart???

Teeeeeeebooooooooowwwww!

Teeny, tiny bone. I get it.

How many votes did Nate have again?

Ok, here you go...

Actually, not really the fault of third-party voters...

It it possible, just POSSIBLE mind you, that perhaps YOU are the dick?

To everything turn, turn, turn...

You know who DIDN’T see that joke coming? Juan José Padilla—known as “El Pirata”!

+1 for Trump spawn

“Absolutely! This heinous assault on a defenseless ref can NOT go unpunished! This player must face the fullest extent of justice available for justice! Take the switch to him!”

Marion Ross. Not sure why.

I agree. Except women can’t play football. In the 1950's they could have, because the men were mostly smaller and slower, but now...not so much.