Those sheeple just have the wool pulled over their eyes! You're a brilliant flame, a keeper of knowledge, shedding light on us poor benighted women. Definitely that and not a creep.

What are your sources?

He's been at it for at least two years and it is fucking hilariously creepy, every single time. The fetish couldn't be more obvious.

If you're going to say "SCIENCE BITCH" then you'd better get your terminology correct:

gross

Ahh yes, nothing like a saying all women are wrong..........

Wat.

Mr. President knows who best girl really is.

A fine collection!

SHOCK! KUMA SHOCK!

"I'm using up all my nice coins and sex isn't falling out!" -Boring and Easy

Yes.

Thanks! We've been going out for almost 4 years now, living together for 1. We've already agreed we're gonna get married (and picked out a ring), but I still need to "surprise" her with a proposal.

It just wouldn't be a Kotaku cosplay article without a creepy overshare of someone's boner status. Congratulations sir.

I know a guy (a friend of a friend) who goes off on rants like this whenever one of us tells him to stop staring at cosplay girls (or women in general).

And Hideaki Anno!

Not entirely sure what's compelling me to do so honestly—altruism maybe? :P

YOUR SO BLIND TO OTHERS FEELINGS

A few I threw together reasonably quickly.

These Christian men who seem to have no control over themselves are so incredibly disgusting. The line between you and that crazy guy masturbating on the subway is a thin one, buddy.