Plot twist: She's cast as Batou.

Pizza is great, and deep dish pizza is king. (Specifically, Pequod's is the best.)

Thanks MementoMorie =)

Pizza is great, and deep dish pizza is king.

You know what I don't understand? These god damn Funko Pop dolls. They're literally the exact same doll w/ different hair and outfits plunked on them and people absolutely lose their shit when new ones comes out.

"Did you seriously get paid to write this?: The Story of Kotaku"

it sounds like your mom is a good person but the older the white person the more programmed they are to view black people as lesser. Racism is taught, we aren't born to we racists. She is brainwashed. Sure she can love the little black kids she works with, the same way she loves dogs. Wow what an articulate little…

I got into it HEAVY with my similar dad about this.

I really, really wish that more people understood this >.< It's like they really believe that people aren't capable of reevaluating their relationships, or, "once a fuck buddy, ALWAYS A FUCK BUDDY!" So many comments on this article just make me weep for all of mankind.

What, no "Die Cis Scum" embroidery?

I'm pretty much addicted to Tumblr and I want none of those things.

Nihilism should be the guiding principle of all 3 month relationships.

She still has friends she likes better than her boyfriend? Burn Baltimore to the ground!

Doesn't text back for an hour? Loot Annapolis!

Orders sweet potato fries? Salt the earth that once was Columbia!

The appeal of man butt.

The kicker? Everyone in London has a French accent.

Australia, its like Indiana but a country.

It is interesting that something which has been the norm in American society up until just very recently and is still the norm in many other societies you would call not even "remotely healthy."

My parents loaned me the money to start my own business and it changed my life. I refuse to feel bad about it and would never want to date someone who looked down on me for it.

Amazing.

Do way instain mother?

Welcome to the club.