No need to hide. Stand beside me. I wear my love for Don't Trust the B—- loud and proudly. It was a well written show filled with charming, hysterical characters.

I really hope Chilton is still alive. I'm thinking that the unresolved consequences of the shooting means that the remaining episodes will lead to some revelation.

Yeah these comments are a total drag. I wasn't aware that alluding to spoilers made you Stalin. We should probably take this issue to Congress. What this country needs the most is spoiler reform.

The commentariat would also shit all over you for going in that direction. It doesn't take much for the piranha to swarm when there is blood in the water. I don't blame you one bit for wanting to avoid that.

You're doing a great job, Todd. Don't sweat all this nonsense.

I don't want to chew on anything that is going to cut up my gums. When I was in high school my braces snapped loose once and cut up the roof of my mouth. I was in agony for days.

No thank you.

Forethought, have some.

That's what I'm saying. You know every Friday, shortly after the show is review in TV Club, a Bryan Fuller article isn't far behind. Divert your eyes immediately upon seeing a screenshot or reading any article that refers to Hannibal. That's easier than rubbing your tummy and the crown of your…

I'm with you on this topic. If a person is so concerned about Hannibal spoilers it doesn't involve much effort to avoid AVClub until you've caught up with the current episode. How long has Bryan Fuller been contributing these articles to the website now? It's gospel at this point.

Goddamn.

Before the end of the season Mason is going to go to a children's hospital for story time. Instead of reading from a book he will just detail all of the wonderful life experiences little cancer patients will miss out on.

One visit will keep him shit-faced for weeks.

That little kid better be glad he was in a stable instead of a train yard because you just know he would've ended up tied to the tracks.

Especially on the heels of making a poor little boy cry so he can enjoy a martini.

It's amazing that on a show that frequently features truly psychotic killers it can manage to top them all with a character that has yet to eviscerate anyone.

She's adorable. Her character has flipped for me this season. Couldn't stand her or Chilton last year and now I love them.

I'm really hoping against hope that the good doctor survived that bullet. He was so much fun this season I am bummed to see him gone.

He really does seem to regard Verger as a rank amateur. He does absolutely nothing to conceal his disgust.

Guess who's back?

It is wonderful to have her back because the oblivious version of her was really beginning to grate on my nerves. For a while there I was mourning the death of such an intelligent and nuanced character.

Welcome back from the brain dead!

The Onion News Network was amazing. I was really bummed when it wasn't renewed. The episode where she has a total psychotic break brought on by memories of her childhood cosmonaut days was fucking hilarious.

I was under the impression that his dull and awkward presence had more to do with the cancellation.

Larry does good work. I hope this fares better than Chocolate News and that W. Cow-moo Bell show.

Two-fer!

I miss 30 Rock.

CSI: Human Resources

This week the team dives headlong into a mysterious series of lunch theft.

Felicity definitely should've warned Ollie and Diggle that they were potentially walking into a trap with an awesome Admiral Ackbar impression.